Amateur Scientist Industries

IPN Playa Report Join co-hosts Bidnezz and The Professor as they...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:21:00 -0500

IPN

Playa Report

Join co-hosts Bidnezz and The Professor as they navigate the ins and outs of doing the in and out with all sorts of nasty females. Special thanks to Jamie Kilstein for helping to underwrite this week’s show.

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IPN IPNies It’s the 78th annual Independent Podcasters Network...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 22:30:00 -0500

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IPNies

It’s the 78th annual Independent Podcasters Network Awards, and we’re honoring some of the top podcasts on IPN, including Pogzcast,Pizzapodcast, What Did I Just Eat?, Daily Bread, and Coast to Coast AM with George Noory. Who will take home the big prize?

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Click here to download Pizzapodcast in its mind-bending entirety.

Ask a Canadian Episode 014 This week, we ask the Canadian about...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 09:28:00 -0500

Ask a Canadian

Episode 014

This week, we ask the Canadian about attacking the American moon base, spying on MILFs, whether Hoth is a city in Ontario, Canadian football, and Pucks.

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IPN Ghost Photos Ghost photo investigators Lark, Bernice, and...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:32:00 -0500

IPN

Ghost Photos

Ghost photo investigators Lark, Bernice, and Walking Horse dive into their latest ghost photo finds, pontificate on the dangers of Dracula ghosts, and ask parapsychologist Richard Wiseman just how amazing ghost photos can be. We would say it’s spooktacular, but this is serious business.

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IPN Sorbocast Join us for a discussion of all things Kevin...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:49:00 -0500

IPN

Sorbocast

Join us for a discussion of all things Kevin Sorbo, including Sorbonews, Sorboquotes, and Sorbocalls. Plus, we interview one of the cast members of “Kull the Conqueror”, one of the finest films ever made. It’s your Sorbofix!

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The Death Panel 01/12: Vincent Gallo’s Bug Penis Our...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:32:00 -0500

The Death Panel

01/12: Vincent Gallo’s Bug Penis

Our panelists review their predictions from the beginning of 2011 and laugh in the face of defeat by making all-new predictions about 2012. Plus, they compete to see who can correctly fuck, marry, or kill ALF, Captain Picard, and War Horse.

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Ask a Canadian Episode 013 This week, we ask the Canadian about...

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:01:00 -0500

Ask a Canadian

Episode 013

This week, we ask the Canadian about cock mobsters, consuming mercury, furry trout, gigantic malls, and Mexican food.

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Ask a Canadian Episode 012 This week, we ask the Canadian about...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:47:00 -0500

Ask a Canadian

Episode 012

This week, we ask the Canadian about banned words, rotund boxer Butterbean, live Googling, international wall-building, and lassoing the entire country of England.

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Buy This Book for Your Stupid Kids

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:53:00 -0500

Hey. Hey! Are you tired of wishing there were fun, original, independent graphic novels you could give your stupid kids? You know, graphic novels that could teach them to appreciate something other than bending over and sniffing their own butts all day? Something like WORDS? Or FINE ART?

Of course you are.

Good news, folks. Friend of Amateur Scientist Industries (F.A.S.I.) Jason Byron Nelson has just such a graphic novel in internet stores. I know, right? It’s called Broken Dreams, and it’s about a stupid kid just like your own who breaks the very dream he intended to bring to show and tell.

Friends, I have seen this book with my own eyes. That’s just how confident I am that you’ll enjoy it. I don’t look at anything unless there’s at least a 70% chance I’ll fall in love with it. This is why most of my life is so, so lonely and dark.

GO BUY BROKEN DREAMS FOR LESS THAN IT WOULD COST TO TAKE YOUR KID TO ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS 4: RESQUEAKUM FOR A DREAM.

Oh, and go visit Jason’s blog. His work has graced the Sprite-filled chest of one Cee Lo Green, so you know it’s good.

Love,
Brian

The Death Panel 12/11: Benedict Cumberbatch’s Human...

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:20:00 -0500

The Death Panel

12/11: Benedict Cumberbatch’s Human Mask

Our panelists review 2011 by presenting our own top 10 lists: top 10 celebrity deaths, top 10 homophobes, top 10 animals, top 10 trends, and top 10 top 10 lists.

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Top 10 sword and sandals movies

Top 10 pizzas in New York

Bestselling books of 2011

YouTube’s year in review

Top 10 Ke$ha songs

The Amateur Scientist Christmas Special 2011 From Dragon*Con...

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:58:00 -0500

The Amateur Scientist

Christmas Special 2011

From Dragon*Con 2011, it’s the never-before-heard news quiz with Phil Plait, Rebecca Watson, George Hrab, and Doctor Atlantis. Learn about hammerhead sharks, goatnappers, and weekend daddies.

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Ask a Canadian Christmas Special 2011 It’s the Ask a Canadian...

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 13:45:00 -0500

Ask a Canadian

Christmas Special 2011

It’s the Ask a Canadian 2011 Christmas Special! This week, Karl turns the tables on those pesky Americans to interrogate them about their embittered, oil-crazed land of mutants. Plus, we dive into Canadian iTunes to check out some of our most heartwarming reviews.

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The Amateur Scientist Episode 150 - Blossom In which love is...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:46:00 -0500

The Amateur Scientist

Episode 150 - Blossom

In which love is pondered, Judaism is sought, penis blood is drawn, a rabbi is consulted, badasses are celebrated, Neal Pollack appears, golems are discussed, John Safran is called, and Blossom returns. 150!

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Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:11:00 -0400

The Amateur Scientist

Episode 148 - Solid Gold Yacht

In which a divorce is explained, an old woman is roughed up, an insane man sings, people visit heaven, Stephen Hawking gets it wrong, a catastrophe is averted, a miracle dog is saved, and Carrie Poppy from Oh No, Ross and Carrie describes Dungeons & Dragons fan art.