Diebold Admits Machines Lose Votes

The electronic voting company Premier Election Systems (also known as DieboldBigDick22 when it goes into adult chat rooms) has admitted that their Ohio machines maybe, kinda, sorta, erase votes under "certain circumstances." They originally claimed that it was an anti-virus problem that caused a recent Ohio election to lose votes. But they now admit that it is strictly their error which will sometimes cause the machines to discard votes if the workers upload the memory cards in a certain way. By the way, these same machines will indeed be used by half of Ohio in the upcoming presidential election. Looks like a sure win for 404 ERROR PAGE NOT FOUND. 404 More Years! 404 More Years! Read more here.