Penis Cures

Nestled on Dongsishitiao Street in the loins of Beijing is the Guolizhuang Restaurant, which proudly serves a menu of dishes made almost entirely of various animal penises and testicles. The "Jasmine Flowers with 1,000 Layers"? Yeah, that's donkey dick. They also cook up the trouser snakes of deer, yaks, horses, seals, ducks, and (of course) snakes. So where does the nonsense fit into this otherwise entirely reasonable establishment? The restaurant claims a diet of cocks and balls can cure kidney disease and impotence. Sure, there's no scientific evidence to back any of this up, but it hasn't stopped the place from franchising. There's soon to be another genital joint opening in Atlanta, Georgia's Chinatown. Anyone else going to DragonCon this year want to make the trip? More details here.